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Hottywood Helps

@Hottywood_Helps

Author of the funniest advice column EVER, where nothing is censored: http://hottywoodhelps.com/

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To the lady @ the bus stop: I guess you can teach old dogs new tricks.

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Hey #Ronald, I bet next time you'll get my order right.

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I will never look at another Girl Scout the same.

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Dear Supervisor, take a hint. Love always, .

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TWITTER BARBIE ...when addiction becomes too much.

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Is it me or did Jordin Sparks' consultants clone a Biggie Smalls version of Beyonce?

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I know the feeling; sometimes I'm so hungry I can just crawl inside.

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How cute & cuddly are those stuffed...HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! "Only at Walmart"

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Arriving @ the hotel.

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This is me before last night's show...before all the drinks & the "ex drama."

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I'm not even gonna comment. We'll let it speak for itself.

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Am I the only one confused about this pic? This is all shades of WRONG.

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Talk about an awkward family photo. o_O

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Sr. Mary Agnes has 1 more time to misplace that pitch in her voice before I forget I'm @ work.

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Can you name the 7 things wrong with this picture???

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Dear Whitney Houston Stylists, Thank you for retiring those hideous wigs. That is all.

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