Boston Brian. We enjoy the Pats. Oh yes.

Don't be fooled... Vancouver has great beaches.

Fuck you, summer nose freckles. Fuck you RIGHT IN THE FACE.

Fuck YOU, fucking summer nose freckles. RIGHT IN THE FACE.

Fuck you summer nose freckles.

Hey Android, I love you. Let's DO IT.

Definitely the purple vibrator.

These are drunks. HOORAY BOOZE.