I am a sex machine.

Finally back over 200 pounds. I'll get to 225. Just watch.

Goddamn. Shane Morris, you crazy.

My cup matches my chair. Damn right. Love my Pinot Grigio baby. In a green cup.

Me and DT on Huntington Beach.

See, I can still post shirtless photos. Lean too now. 200 even. 6'3". Killin 'em. I love me some ME!

MY WORLD SERIES OF COMEDY "PLAY IN" - PLEASE COME TO THE SHOW!

Okay, here's a GPOYW for you folks. I'm not wearing pants.

Yeah hookers!

It's semi-nude picture day. This one is for the ladies. (And gay men.)

My new default. It's better.

It's TOPLESS TUESDAY!

Seeking: Female. 25-30. Intelligent. Interested in younger boytoy. No games. (Reblog?)

That's Nelson. His shirt is loud. My hat is louder.

Twitter Feud! YES!

Lunch money stealer.

Hey hey hey!

My favorite scripture.

This is getting huge over on my blog. http://californiacornbread.tumblr.com/post/468852653/if-pocohantas-were-real

The album artwork for this... http://www.mediafire.com/?wwkmmutf0m2