Here is a review from the awesome photo editing app @snapseed (currently FREE!) — wtf is the point of all that emoji?

Here is a review of @taptaptap's Camera+ app ... other free apps do more? uhhh, buddy, you're an idiot.

Here is a pretty great one from @SCSGames' game Violet Storm. #fatmanfiringdiarrhea #whoa #lulz

Here is a pretty funny review from @thespoonjuice's app Night Stand HD, found via @reddit -- it's a hard knock life?

I _almost_ feel bad for laughing at this review for the Santa Tracker 2011 app... almost! hahah

Aw, look at these butthurt cry babies complaining at @taptaptap about the Camera+ update description. #nosenseofhumor

Okay @yelp, this is hilarious. Best app update description EVER! (found via @reddit) #rickperry #trolling

This person is absolutely absurd. He/She is deleting the (AWESOME) app @IntoNow purely because of that? #getagripidiot

A top paid app, in the top five... w/ ONE star & LOADS of bad reviews. How the hell is this even in the top 100? #stupid

Might be my fav hilariously pathetic reviews in awhile if u know about the update Doom iOS got. /cc @id_aa_carmack

Please direct your attention at this asshole who says he wants x feature in @Tweetbot, until then? He'll steal it.

Okay, this isn't a review... but can we please talk about the #10 top selling app in the store, Boob Job! bahah.

Here's one from @GhostBirdSoft's AMAZING app Photoforge2. Seriously, I hate people like this. It OBVIOUSLY works. #moron

has a review some impatient prick left on @idottv's iPhone app. Seriously, things take TIME. I hate everything about you

has "reviews" for @LiveProfile. And when I say reviews, I just mean people trying to screw other people. Pathetic.

no one is ever going to be free of spam. Here is a bogus review for the @IMDB app, at least it got 5 stars? #porn

So, @Gameloft put one if their best games (NOVA2) on sale for .99c for 24 hour. Queue all the complainers! #sigh

got a nice chuckle from the first review in the app store for the new @Google Shopper app, heh.

isn't really a fan of developers riding the coat tails of other successful titles. #bemoreoriginal #innovationftw

has a review from the Inception movie app. I like how this person thinks! No morons here ;) #idontcondonedruguse