This is what the feral youth did to the East Dulwich Tesco. I'd really like to ram a trolley up their arses.

David Cameron disguises himself as a kitten to escape #Hackgate allegations.

In an attempt to boost his popularity George Osborne decided to become a fancy kitten. (cc @themanwhofell)

When my cat was a baby she was very wise (cc @themanwhofell I take your George Osborne and raise you a cat)

Ah ha. Actually pretending to BE Hemingway - and his stupid grin - in Havana with humid-fuzzy hair.

I LOVE this pic that @themanwhofell made of me and Torres. It's perfect. x

My #apprentice attempt at a cat food & advert: Hell Cat: because your kitten rocks. (cc @adamcranfield)

Too excited about picking my sweet new car up tomorrow. It feels like Christmas!

Google decides my website's written for a 'basic reading level'. Thanks Google, love you too.

Oh, hang on, this is the photo where she decides she hates it ...

Torres the cat hates her igloo.

Torres the Kitten ONLY wants to eat smoked salmon. This is her SCREAMING at me as I was making my dinner.

@VictoriaPeckham Oh, you live really close to me. My fox comes in my garden every day. It thinks it's a dog.

Proof that Zoe Plummer and Draco Malfoy are the same person? #juniorapprentice Compare and contrast.

A kitten just broke my boyfriend's mirror trying to catch a fly. Despair.

A kitten just broke my boyfriend's mirror trying to catch a fly. Despair.

Just found one of my kittens in a sticky situation next door ... They're exhausting.

This is my new car!

Just TOO excited that my 'Spotlight on Chicklit' playlist is on the ShareMyPlaylist homepage ... AND Spotify has blogged about it too! http://bit.ly/spothp