Jean had good taste

Panda hat!

@RuPaul Look what I found!

Hey, um, cat? I need those...please? Okay then.

Success!

Don't even feel like leaving the couch to get my camera, so it's me in all my webcammy glory today

Sadly, I'm still far too young to work the Patrick Bateman pre-murder look

Today, Jack was born. He's a shy hipster w/ a thing for nonprescription glasses, and he loves @love_is_rawrr

Miss @CamiTipton, still looking fantabulous at a quarter to midnight

Separated at birth #antiprom

Sean will never steal Lauren from me. We are in love. Together. #antiprom

Other people make prom dinner reservations months in advance. We go to Waffle House. #antiprom

The three of us right before meeting David Effing Sedaris #antiprom

@inthesummertime and @camitipton werrrrrrking it #antiprom

Someone said I look like Peter Pan...I'll take that.

#instantnostalgia

@_jadenalexander

Not looking forward to the beating I'm sure to get in AP Econ tomorrow

Of course I get sick the first sunny day all week