One advantage of being a card illustrator, boxes of freebees ;-) (unfortunately my designs, apologies if I'm sending you one....)

See? How could I resist? #nobrainer #newboots

OK so unless I get the fire going it's going to be a Sir Ranolph Fiennes night then.

@daydreamdoodles just sent a flattened file to mail, it's a .png at 72dpi, but good size!

@daydreamdoodles my first attempt (unfinished!)

The courier gods smile nicely 'pon me today. Pogo sketch pen and *kinky* socks here in a day. Supoyb work from Amazon.

Welcome to the family little guy :-) #iPad #apple

I ran off half a chicken, didn't I? #greedy

I'm convinced if I hot wired him to the sky box I could pick up ESPN on those lug 'oles.

OK so I succumbed. Not that I fell for the ad man's bullshit copy. Just wanted to smell like a pavlova.

Be honest. We've all done it. #yeahright

Have abandoned walk. Dad Taxis have been called. Just can't walk on this stuff. Unbelievable.

This is not helping me stay awake for the #ashes Anyone shoot me some Monster?

Morning white world. The view from my rather appropriate sleigh bed right now ---> :-)

Well well. Look what the set designers for Emmerdale have chucked on the wall. A bit of JP tat!

God, I hate working from home ;-) #toastie

@indiaknight @EmmaK67 LADIES! You're going to need this. Bargain.

Impromtu fireside #ashes bed. Rabbit is an optional extra. Please enquire. ;-)

Ce soir at Bistro Parry. Slow cooked welsh lamb, fennel/parsnip mash, lemon glazed carrots, red wine, rosemary and tomato jus. *bows*

Half way point on run. Check the view. Awesome.