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J Swift

@J__Swift

I make jokes and play with words.

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Kid just walked by and said "this garbage can is radical."

For most of the late 80s and 90s the pipes were clogged and silent and graffiti was everywhere.

Alcatraz to the left, Wave Organ http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wave_Organ to the right.

I can't get either one of these bottles open.

Saves time decorating seasonally.

Steaks tonight.

My mother says she got this for me for my birthday. It is a clock.

On Columbus.

AhOOOGah!

If you are at the Italian parade in North Beach today, look for this car. I will be in it.

My ride.

Part of the parade being held for me on my birthday.

Me and snugglebunny kitten.

I get it. Cat sits on YOU.

Conversation with my dad regarding BofA.

Huh. Even the IMDB likes breasts a whole lot.

This is not a beer. It is a mimosa.

Here is the lower half of my face.

This is a favorite, especially what you wrote inside.

Look what I still have.