This is me reading posts by Biebtards. Oh my god, my eyes look like olives.

And third, this is a photo of me taken ten minutes ago looking at my profile.

@PricelessMirror @MirrorTetris Lookit this, Tettie.

Meme in Pokemon, fuck yeah.

OK, now the game is just trying to spite me.

Here's the proof.

HATERS GONNA HATE

My second thought: "Yes! It IS black!"

My first thought: "NOOOO, IT'S GOING TO BE A FREAK OF NATUUUUURRE!!"

I love how Krist is just like, "What the fuck are you guys doing?"

This picture makes me so happy.

@belieber211 I'm not looking you up. It's a thing called TweetDeck. Here, take a look.

Listen here, you little snot! It's FOOTBALL, NOT HANDEGG.

Mr. Webster hates the White Stripes also they broke up on his 24th birthday and he was happy about it. HOW DARE HE

SERIOUSLY WHY THE FUCK AM I SUCH A GODDAMN TOURETTE-Y BLABBERMOUTH

Hmmm.

Friend: "That's not funny, Kayla!!" Mr. Webster: "*laughs* Yes it is!"

To those who didn't see my awesomeness, here you go. You're welcome.

Wow.

THIS MAN STANDS OUT FROM THE REST. THIS MAN...IS HEATH LEDGER.