My view of the crash if I was telephoto...

Holy shit, HUGE crash at Las Vegas

Guess I'm not the only one with autographs on my shirt! (mine is Mario Andretti!)

Simona's pit.... Yep I have a thing for women with Big OVARIES!

Cool plate!

About to get a private tour of a real GT40 at the Shelby Museum in Las Vegas (yea, I can cum any second now)

..... But 1st things 1st..... Ahi-Poki!!!!

Friends in high places... CBS.... Things are gonna change... I can feel it!

I was just thinking about how much I miss my brother, Greg. I have some big news pending, wish he was alive to share it with me

Does this van make my penis look bigger?

This is pretty funny too!

I'm either gonna have to SHRINK myself to 1:18 scale, or BUILD one to drive one!

The level of detail in the 1:18 scale GT40 MkIV is amazing!

Oh, this is funny!

Pro Caulk!!! (you know it, baby... Oh, you know!)

Under many Double Rainbows are ginormous beaver shots.. (unshaven!)

Double Rainbow!

This should be my new motorcycle!!! I bet it gets excellent MPG!

By this spring I'll have a GT 40 Mark IV for the track, w/ a Ford FE big block, bored & stroked to close to 500ci, Webers, 800 HP

Dang #HarborFreight Tools sold me too many tools! Result, another BIG Tool Box!