Yeah, my #Dradel speaks Haitian. You got a problem with a bicultural, eclectic & open-minded Jewish holiday toy?

I told my agent, I DON'T DO #DOWNWARDDOG ! It's Upward Cat or bust, baby!! #OppositesAttract

Or better yet, this angle!! #CAliConfidence

Bumgardner ain't no bum tonight, throwin' a decisive Game 4 shutout. Only other time this year #TexasRangers got shutout at home? By my @OaklandAs in July, 5-0!! #BayLove

Late night cardz w/ @JesseWarren & Co. This is the best hand I've had all night; & I'm winning! #HellaLuck