Men's room sink wasn't meant to hold up my 200lb drunk ass...

For those of you wondering what it looks like when an almost 500lb bike lands on your ankle.....

Havin a schmoke n a pancake!

Yes we are!!!

I'm sooooooo bored tonight.....

Bic's got those puppy dog eyes down perfect!

Watchin Zombie movies @ 5am and Bic's got my back!

NOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo...............!

This kinda made me giggle!

I think I need to move the outdoor temperature sensor for my mom's clock out of the sun, this can't be right!

Bic has such a rough life....

When the Zombie Apocalypse hits, I've got MY "Stench" killin partner all set to roll!

It doesn't take years of bar experience to know it's time to cut THIS dude off...

I always do what the sidewalk tells me to do...

No wonder Jennifer Tilly does so well, Poker FACE my ass.......

No wonder Jennifer Tilly does so well, Poker FACE my ass.......

If I were really tall, this is how I'd look to all you little people! Bwaahahaha!

Ninja-Havok strikes!

Must be having a good dream! Lookit that grin!

Long walk today, we're both pooped!