East Coast! I'm playing Henry Carr in Tom Stoppard's "Travesties" at Princeton's McCarter Theatre from 3/13-4/1.

.@komenforthecure thanks college GOP co-chair for his support in further effort to frame decision as apolitical.

@danharmon HOLY SHIT.

RT @iamenidcoleslaw placed under New Yorker cartoon (hat tip @paulandstorm)

.@scott_tobias Not film related but a fine example of her gift for prioritizing:

.@scott_tobias

@JennyJohnsonHi5

@pat_healy YOU TOO?!!

@pat_healy I can deal with this one! #DRSENGAIPODHUVANGAME

@pat_healy Um... #DRSENGAIPODHUVANGAME

@pat_healy Um...

@PFTompkins Flaunt it, baby.

Will Obama make a campaign issue about that time Rick Perry made Flounder do pushups in a stable?

EXCLUSIVE! Photo found of mysterious #weinergate figure @patriotusa76

Critic of Common embraces author of the lyrics "She's so sweet when she yanks on my meat."

Not watching the fight but thoroughly enjoying this. @normmacdonald @aimeemann

Prop comic.

Oscars live tweet prep

@hodgman Avatar city!

What the hell, @Twitter? What am I, @JustineBateman circa Fall 2009? http://bit.ly/nzuZp