Just ripped this from Japundit's last video. Classic!
See full video here:
http://youtu.be/KNtA1B0fKJg?a

Today's Moronic Gold:
唇=kuchibiru=lips
唇が綺麗だね=kuchibiru ga kirei dane=(Your)lips are beautiful!
Use it now, morons!

Hey morons!
遅刻してすみません。
Chikoku shite sumimasen.
Sorry I'm late!

TIRED!
Just finished work!
クタクタだよ。
Kutakuta da yo!
I'm exhausted!

Low level lesson today.
臭い！/kusai! Stinks!
Example:

Your butt stinks!
君のお尻が臭い！
Kimi no oshiri ga kusai!

Man is a girl.

Morons!
酔っぱらって、トイレで眠てしまいました。
Yopparatte, toire de neteshimaimashita.
I got drunk and fell asleep in the toilet.

マーギーはぐっすり眠っている。
Ma-gi- wa gussuri nemutteiru.
Maggie is fast asleep.
ぐっす り / gussuri = hard, fast (most often used with SLEEP)

Image a human who looks like this fellow. You could call him an 海坊主/umibouzu.
BTW, 坊主/bouzu alone is someone with a butch haircut.