i am yet to find a woman who is petite and a size 18!

i passed. Not my kind of menu.

what has this bird got up her jacket? Answers on a postcard...

we've all been there...

@thejeremyvine great to see Elvis Costello asking the questions at the Leveson enquiry

My fav album cover of the moment. Sorry we're sold out!

weird welsh ways

Pre match Guinness to calm the nerves

ive pulled. #thingsareontheup

it was those cheeky halves wot did it!

me and @sirobnik are are having more fun than this suggests

kicking pub for us!

2 pints each down

Why bother with Cuba, Tunisia or Milan when you can go to Lancashire! #decisionsdecisions

Have found the perfect woman for George Lamb to shack up with

Ouch! Huntelaar tastes grass after scoring.

A pre pre-match beer.

Pocahontas church.

In case you missed it, my dad on BBC 1's Inside Out tonight.

Who says romance is dead?