Today I received this small tart in recognition of my IT powers. This was a good day!

Bigger than me anyway

It's bigger than I expected

There's yer problem. Two lolly sticks and a sock in the drain pump. Should I return it to the landlord?

The most suspicious looking cloud ever

It's one of our colleague's 50th today. We're not overdoing it, are we?

Someone accidentally put Earl Grey into the regular tea box. Warning label attached.

Om nom, shortly...

A practical approach!

Who ate all the pies? Yes, er, it was me. I regret nothing.

Mince pie precursor: dried berries, grapes, orange and lemon, nutmeg, cinnamon, bramleys, ginger jelly and port port port!

We have a Christmas bush. It is rhomboid. No, a Christmas Sphere! I adore it.

Restroom - dual wield only.

There's a little switch with positions 0-1-2 on the side, and a DC-in socket. I suppose it is rechargeable.

Starting with this widget, here.

Sorry, there was a soap bubble. Look closely under the table. I hope it brings you even a fraction of the joy it brought me.

We have Too Much Stuff.

There is a cat in our house. The house has been locked for 2 days!

We are bid goodnight! Arby dropped home, we're staying at mine tonight. Night.