What have we here?

This has been on my desk for at least two years now. I wonder if this stuff expires?

Not a fan of this.

Just getting some work done.

Everyday should be National Pancake Day!

Ladies and gentlemen, I present chocolate covered bacon.

Got an eye thing going on. WTF? I didn't lose a fight. (Physically)

@JalensMama Maybe this will make you feel more at home.

I now present....bacon.

How does one gather that much lint in a pocket?

Anatomy of an urban thug:

This sign has been outside the men's room for weeks. I wonder who fell in the bathroom to require it.