I dedicate my 9,918th tweet to the victory over house-fires #OHHYEAH:

Ruth's Chris has no idea how true their subject title is:

something tells me Terry-WetWet is behind this new social network site:

I'm pretty sure this guy is some sort of spy: #AFookinPayphone

this is my most favorite email subject title today:

trying to win a date with this fine specimen:

fatty

you can't "eliminate" your kids on Build This Home. I now have three of them. THREE

dear pappy, thanks for the awesome hair gene!

some inspiration for the day:

in hair news: wake-up-'n-go hair was a real thing for me this morning

turds, nuts and raisins. nutritious.

great day for a protest:

perfection:

I have THE BEST big brother in the muthaeffin' world! thanks, @stateofemergncy

an awesome parting gift from a very dear friend #ElectricSex :

this guy and his awesome face wins today:

dinnuh!

I... I just love this photo:

and if you're thinking, "brunette counterpart of Air Supply" you're wrong again. it's late actor Dudley Moore.