@samanthasquared Maybe you can help me with this. Can you chance the size of tabs in adobe reader 9? They are too small

Any burgeoning entomologists know what this is? Found it on my floor.

Who do I love? Why this guy right here...

"Your broccoli is bigger than your steak" - @JeremyFreed

@JeremyFreed @sealey_ladybear

Oh man. Look at this dodo, thinking he's bested a real tarantula.

Hanging out in bed with Captain Louie. Wish we could snuggle all day but there are errands to run.

@commie22 Hey look. You're the Wing's best summer move.

Well well. Some handsome hockey player served me breakfast in bed. Lucky girl.

This explains a lot. His publicist is illiterate.

@JeremyFreed Yeah? Lets play can you name this CAT! (Hint: he's licking his balls in my clothing drawer)

Went wedding dress shopping with little sister yesterday. No worries. Her fiancé doesn't tweet.

@BillCorbett Tennessee must have a clown thing. Here's Sad Sam, the clown I saw on my way home.

Hey. Here's the camera you're all watching #RifftraxLive from.

@DiscoverOhio Went the Merchant & Artist Walk last night in @VisitMariettaOH ! Trails and Ales is still going on today!

This girls shirt unwittingly reps 2 of the best twitter accounts @johnmoe & @FakeCivilWar (The back said "Gettysburg")

Walking out of walmart today, some guy called me mam and gave me a free loaf of Heiner's bread. I'm the bread winner!

@MattressFactory His laugh is awesome. I think he laughs like Muttley from the wacky races!

Love that the Babies R Us sign is 2 days old already both of the s's are half burnt out.

@commie22 They made you into an app! You're expensive!