Times like these I really wish I still lived on the 9th floor

Clapham this morning

Iced coffee in bed because I happen to be a badman

IT'S A FUCKING MILK MIRACLE!!!! They're not even euros!!

@XianLoves ;(

Just found this back back back in the day pic, I'm dying @keziiblu

Why am I STILL confronted with this patronising a$$ notice every time I come home?

@saharailyas

Imagine at the end of Woman In Black my phone displays this

Virgin on ridiculous

The things I put my leggings through ;(

@michaelsstuff btw look at this >38 yr old whiskey I found on top of a wardrobe last night

@mmaattiillddaa also Hebridean outcrop where the wind blows everything to an angle (actually squashed under blankets)

Days ago said my gran's weird tableaux reminded me of @mmaattiillddaa - just found this

Can't believe I've got the cheek to whine about London Transport prices

Can't think of a joke sorry

My pal finds this little scene well amusing

letz do dis @marvinjay

@michaelsstuff Ebony Horse Club today B-)

@bottrill me and @saharailyas made this for @bok_bok's bday a few years ago