@SipsyJP and they were all like "Nah! That's ok bro!" #IveGotThis

@ProSyndicate #IfIWasBlack is the first suggestion that comes up on my iPad

Yeah, because I'm cool like this #youcanttouchme

@insanexvixen talk about stalker!

@insanexvixen really? Coz this is the pic that I see

Seeing this makes me realise how much we both love each other

Our new doggie!

Hmm, how #sad&lonely does a female friend have to be before you decide she needs one of these?

Weird writing from @Kpopp's Live SMG Episode 4 http://youtu.be/n4V4msqh2PA

Is this why bankers are #FatCats?

The packaging says it all really #unintentionallyhilariousbootlegtoys

Asking for phone numbers on Facebook and this is what I get in return! Not exactly what I was asking for

Trying to use @simonpegg's method to deal with zombie's doesn't always work

Looks at what landed on my desk this morning! Someone's gonna have a special #Christmas!

#TheLaughingPod comedy club poster up outside my house! Think @southendcomedy's stalking me

What I'm saying is that the blue shell has resulted in more sexless nights than erectile dysfunction
http://www.cracked.com/article_18832_5-multiplayer-video-games-that-will-destroy-your-marriage_p2.html#ixzz12tiJKMDx

"I only see 11 dollars. Someone's holding out ... Judas, I'm looking in your direction ..."

Read more: http://www.cracked.com/article_18757_5-things-you-wont-believe-arent-in-bible.html#ixzz12tMSN7jj

have just given @alixd1991 an early christmas present