cant wait to see Pastor Diego n his boys in action

I ain't feeling da way da Olympic n Paralympic mascots have one eye...sum illuminati shit...BLIND DA ALL SEEING EYE!!!

Trynacollect all da London 2012 pin badges I have 8 so far, these are the lates

Jus left the work football team awards presentation after knocking bak like 8 bottles of Carlsberg...I need to pee

Did wedding is going into overdrive...time to put on da vans n skank aaaaaaaaaat!!!

Sum lady jus saw dis pic as a screensaver on my phone n shotted me da dirtiest look, but her friend smiled

New aerospoke...yeah!!! My wifey is da best lookin broad about

I meant dis

This is some funny shit

Me n rosalita gt stopped frm cycling over tower bridge cos of these slow coaches

Working 9-5 ain't so bad after all a free healthy breakfast, ow bout a free unhealthy brekkie

Dis is why I'll easily steal all his girlfriends cos while I'm watchin porn @MrJonboyLDN is playin CODMW2

Go n buy call mama phone cards n tell ur anties Asda r goin in on Soopah Mawt sale

I fuckin hate working in stratford man, how can da post office queue be bursting out like so

I think I may still b drunk but I was listening to sisqo in my car n watching a raven take a bath...

I kno I sed dis Nuff n it was Saturday but it really was da best party EVA food fights n shit

Imagine how sweet dat wud sit on Rosalita Maria Consuela Sanchez Suarez

I need a black or red cheap aerospoke front wheel for my fixie help me out

U wanna knock 1 out, but hav no material, here's a lil stimulation

Introducing Rosalita Maria Consuela Sanchez Martinez Suarez...da hottest Latina in da projects