I've been quiet for the last ten minutes because I've been doing this. @keithplocek @craighlavaty

Getting into the New Year's spirit.

@QueFancy

Hahahaha! No thanks!

An actual photo of me in my room, lamenting that my bad leg is causing me to miss @AimeeWoodall's #pgco shindig.

@Bitspitter They knew what they were getting into. Here's the flier from that shindig, for Pete's sake.

It's Everybody Draw Mohammad Day!

This is how they do advertising at the West Alabama Ice House.

@timheidecker Oh mercy! MERCY! PLEASE GOD HAVE MERCY!

How about a little preview of my upcoming Fails of the Week article, twitter?

Hey @ShinerBeer when are we gonna get a good Shiner baseball jersey like the one I've designed here?

@kbranch I kind of wanted to do a DCFC/hip-hop mashup project called Meth Lab For Tootie.

Freddy Cougar Mellencamp, taking a post-dinner nap.

Those who believe a 3-legged cat cannot fuck you up have never tried to put a harness on one.

You know what? Fuck you too, Kevin Eubanks. #TeamMax

Gonna take another nap with Freddy Cougar. Yes, he really does sleep like this.