Looks like I've still got the touch to catch a six inch small mouth bass #booyah

Seeing this man give his wife a foot massage is a true example of love #bunyons

Supposedly these two were 'mowing the yard' before I arrived #homosexualhashtag

Well at least now I know bagel setting number 6 is too dark

I guess Wendy's spicy nuggets are EXTREMELY spicy tonight! #ilovewendy's

If you like chips&dip you gotta have this @gavinwilkinson @jamesbyars @nbigler

Impressed with @ALLIS0Ndell for downing a 'wall' boneless wing with only 1 tear

Pretty pumped to get free #coffeenews bumper stickers today!

Some guy snagged my Pro V1 and left with this @bradenklotz #smh

What a nice surprise from @titleist today! #twomonthslater

Found & repared Mr Jackson here after I mowed over him twice #thankyouscotchtape

Just runnin into Dennis Rodman at O'hare airport #nbd

@MDhenderson enjoining a rather large Ghirardeli ice cream cone!

Bout to go on an Airboat throughout the everglades and swamp. #GetrDone

When you gotta have Chick-fil-A you GOTTA have Chick-fil-A!

my greatest creation of the night! Aint that right @jamesbyars