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Me and Skywalker after partying it up in Mos Eisley! #HappyStarWarsDay #Maythefourthbewithyou @HamillHimself

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Guess which mailbox is Judah's.

I finally farted today. Sorry guy's backyard. @ZackRyder

@Azizansari I've had impostors selling my stuff & trying to be like me for years. photo from NY Comicon 2010

World Champ Wannabe loses women to @JudahWorldChamp in San Diego. (Judah steals from no one. @azizansari )

If anyone accuses @JudahWorldChamp of stealing from @azizansari they are wrong. @JudahWorldChamp w/ladies in 2010

TheWorldChamp has had impostors 4 years. If u see a LookaLike of me dont say he stole the idea from @azizansari

This is the best photograph a Bigfoot has ever taken of me.

Cool seeing you @questlove backstage at @latenightjimmy I'm sitting down in this photo.

@MeredthSalenger tell your friends that this is how you do karate.

Dressed undercover, The World Champion gets ready to fight the Invisible Man. Or is it an invisible C.H.U.D.?

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The World Champion keeping the streets safe. Note: Full moon & no werewolves present. http://tinyurl.com/bwc3e8g