Cold meds make me loopy, which means playing with food and M.Night Shyamalan twist endings. #rippotato

New winter hats at Target make my mom look like an Ewok.

I'm stationed in a different part of the haunted battleship tonight, which means I get this fun makeup.

I have a new guy watching me while I work. #RonSwanson

Trying it on for size... #RonSwanson

My family left this on my pillow. This is why I love them. #RonSwanson

This is my favorite part about my part-time job at the haunted battleship. View of the sunset over Philly from Camden.

I'm just a zombie watching the sunset over Philly from the Battleship NJ.

View of sunset over Philly from Battleship NJ.

Getting makeup on before rehearsal at haunted Battleship NJ. Tonight I play woman in electric chair.

My sign for dollar dog night at the @Phillies game. // cc @ComedyBangBang @ScottAukerman

Victory! Congrats to my fellow dragon boat teammates!

Flipped car at Belmont and Lancaster in Philly.

Video: So far #Irene's impact in Cherry Hill, NJ is heavy rain and wind.

I have the outdoor pool at Holiday Inn in Cherry Hill, NJ all to myself! Time to swim? #Irene

The fox! #PhillyGeekAwards

@mikeyil and @allieharch presenting at #PhillyGeekAwards.

#PhillyGeekAwards

At the Eagles/Ravens game. In a shadow, so you can't really see my face paint. http://twitpic.com/64kksq

At the Eagles/Ravens game. In a shadow, so you can't really see my face paint.