Well, @ja2dalee gave it the good old college try!

Thanks, @drew_savage for the #cuba supplies (and coloring book for me!)

How the heck did this giant ant wind up above my bed? Bbq hitchhiker = panic!

Prime Burger doesn't have a new location yet but can you spot my card? :)

One of the last checks from Prime Burger.

The milkshake at Prime Burger was meh.

Hey @bianalog, I THINK Louie is filming on 7th and Carroll on Thurs!

When worst part of going to Staten Island on a Sunday is going home to Brooklyn in traffic.

@blueberryburps !

"Shinny" ball for sale at Target!

Crazy crowd at #googamooga earlier.

Cheesecake balls! #googamooga

Hey @Univision, perhaps you shouldn't have placed this at the entrance to a subway station?

What UWS places should I "hit up" while here dogsitting this pup?

I was craving guac, so I made it! Yum!

As much as I hate the name "fun da-middles" I sort of want them!

Five Boro Walk Tour! @jocelynb81 #5bbt

Cluster(youknowwhat) in Harlem. #5bbt

In the lead, @blueberryburps! #5bbt

We're ready! #5bbt with @jocelynb81 and @blueberryburps !