Last night in @vegas @excaliburvegas! Had a blast! Hey, follow @ExcaliburVegas for great room deals!

@MedievalTimes, the Green Squire has spirit

@MedievalTimes, rooting for del Roig of Castilla, his trusty steed, and loyal squire

Btw. Enver:

Hey, look what I found! @ThunderVegas would approve.

Water dogs.

Playing nice :)

I'm so excited about this, I could cry. God, why must I be so poor?!

I just met Hello Kitty!!! Entirely too stoked:

Scored the most badass shirt from Hot Topic: #ZOMBIE #SHAKESPEARE. Reads: "Alas, poor Yorick. I ate his brains."

Peter Steele died? What the FUCK, Universe. What the fuck, indeed. Rest in peace, Mr. Steele---your melodic voice will be missed.

@sonofdawn Jacob from "Lost" totally looks like you. I think he's jealous.

@sonofdawn Jacob from "Lost" totally looks like you. Doppleganger much?

I am so terribly disgusted with American pop culture. Fuck it. I'm moving to London and never coming back.

That's because you ARE a bad mom, you stupid cunt.

I wonder if the Universe is speaking to ms. This is what awaited me at the spot I chose to sit in the library at Chapman

Just had to explain this to an old lady and an Aussie lady. Only at Chapman *shakes head*

Hey, @Jeffrey_Donovan! I think I scored in the $5 bin at Wal-Mart. Such a win.

Wal-Mart $5 bin rocks. Still on the hunt for Depp in "21 Jump Street: Season 1". @Jena_Love found it. I want one, too!

SHAMROCK SHAKE