Since you haven't done shit all year, go see #YourHighness at your local cineplex tonight.

Bet you didn't know that my buddy @Sacca pays me royalties so he can dress this damn good:

Looks like my moon juice isn't the only thing of mine being plastered all over this damn island.

What a fine piece of man ass.

Here you are:

Get me paid, bitch.

I'd totally suck off a black midget for a Cheerwine Soda Float right now.