Congrats to Labour. And to my 4 year old nephew on his job at BBC online.

When ads go wrong!

via @bjorker

No, it was the hairdresser

@LynMurphy84 LYN why are you not in Lock25?! Chizzsticks is sad

@LynMurphy84 found an old pic in the attic of Pammy's right foot. 'Memories..'

@LynMurphy84

@LynMurphy84 Jesus she had the big toes of the Hulk! Here's my webbed feet---->

@The_Paris_Angel nice.

@DeborahJaneOrr is that the ghost of a koala bear in your garden?

@Marcotti has to be hacked. Wikipedia!

Why twitter is better than facebook.

@mrdavehill sorry man

"quick, get the stock 'rape' photo"

HD does not suit Colin Montgomerie.

Dusty Springfield AND Colin Montgomerie in HD? I'm sold.

@sidlowe @saadnoor Here it is!

Newsnight going down well with *everyone*

She's got a knife!

#NOTW

It's only the 3rd most offensive thing about this front page but, '£1 camping offer' ?!!! Jesus.

@ruthiewhy It's a tough life