Couple boys made me rings out of the tip they left me.

Fatfat you savage beast you.

I feel better knowing that my detergent is Chuck Norris approved.

Wissconsin beer run

Thanks for the KISS @mollytorrence Hahahaha #Party!

For men who have sex with men.

These are the kinds of things I send people I've never met.

My girlfriend is an awesome gift giver. #NerdTastic

Party!

I totally dig the way I write ideas for my plot points.

@mollytorrence I imagine this is your future hoppy family.

Someting borrowed. Something blue(ish).

Anything to get people to go to church

#Pranks

He's only 21.

Never too old for a penis cake. Happy bday to my Mother and my brother.

Looks like @mollytorrence got a new job writing the M&M commercials.

Worms plus mud butt equals cat shit on my sister.

Holiday decorating at work. #LetitsNow @nerdist

Not aaron barrett