The Shopping Mall.....of Death. Nuke it in your minds until you can do something more substantial.

Important news stories. My website was shut down so don't try going there. I suppose this is my site now.

Headless Horse. Man.

Vocalized Indigestion Bar & Grill

Sedna, the 10th planet they keep "discovering" and then losing and then "discovering" again.

Pentagon Gram. Rather boring idea really.

Mr. T and Nancy. Enjoy this charming Christmas scene for Halloween.

Oh ok. So the aliens have fitted Harvey's head with rocket engines to facilitate his revenge quest. Bon voyage! We wish you well Harvey.

Strange Alien Race Provides Maintenance for Harvey's Head, the last survivor of Anti-Earth.

Mysterious Alien Race Rescues Head of Harvey as Interdimensional Armada Destroys the Anti-Earth.

Breaking News: Interdimensional Attack Jet shoots Harvey, Destroys Moon. Fate of Harvey uncertain

Human is but the mask we wear.

The Enemy Within.

The Truck Rental Connection.

The Giant Dog Will Eat Bush!

Happy Columbus Day!

The much maligned Mr. Snakehead Fish. He walks and terrorizes civilization. Misunderstood.

This is the official 9/11™ commemorative handbag. Coming soon to Stuckey's and Wal-Mart.