In Kathyland, there is at least one night a year when all the sculptures in this park come to life and walk around.

I just totally went to the bathroom in the 80s.

Say hi to Gizmo. @davehellstern and I have a new friend.

Paula Deen, you dirty dirty ho'.

I met a beautiful girl today. Good work @Suzika & @igord.

@gwillmast Check it!

Look! I'm a natural @STAR1025

I even brought donuts for the gang @STAR1025 like I promised.

The politicians weren't the only big bores at the #IowaStateFair today.

Another Fair tradition: @thenadas.

In line to see the Butter Cow. #IowaStateFair

I don't know if you can see it, but DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY!

Overseen:

No I will not share my patio drink with you, bug.

The secret is out... @scottrocketship is The Littlest Christmas Elf.

My afternoon coffee craving thinks this is gonna be a problem.

Best birthday gift ever! Thank you, @SamKreamer!

In case you are in need of a large child.

OH: Fuck this standing shit. @HelloNnnewman

Sometimes I feel like Hef.