There are a ridiculous number of buttons on this bus. There's only one deck for shit's sake!

Finish your beer...

The specials board is no longer a specials board anymore. It's now a nothing special board.

@Orbette Not sure where you stand with sausages, but have you seen these?

It's that time of week again! Sat in The Screaming Baby (pub) looking at the specials board.

... Piss off.

... Mmmmm ....

Mmm....

The Village Bell Tower. Some bloke ran up and down it each day. Reason unknown. Possible eccentric. #Iamnotanumber

So hungry right now, I could quite easily eat three of these.

A familiar look. I see it often on the faces of people I'm talking to. First time on a lion though. #Iamnotanumber

Great news! The 'special' mushroom soup is back on!

Today's specials: jacket potato (with cheese and beans), fishcakes, crumble (apple).

Today's specials: Soup. Sausage roll. Steak. Or, jacket potato (with beans). A real classy joint I'm in.

@DaveGorman Aforementioned Fiat Panda on a volcano

Hardly "specials"

Bought 4 lines on last night's lottery, won 3 of them. Then this morning, this happens

No messin' about tonight...

The sausage cooking is going particularly well this morning. #allforme