@adamlambert that or she made a deal w the devil...

@adamlambert i SRSLY think ur mom is a vampire... there is NO WAY this woman is the mom of a 30yr old man.

@adamlambert i SRSLY think ur mom is either a vampire or made a deal w satan... there is NO WAY this woman is the mom of a 30yr old man.

@ThisIsRobThomas #foundtwenty found a bunch of 'em, ackshully...

can u find the kitty in the pic???

can u believe this is the same baby?!? he's HUGE now! ;)

what a faaaaaaace!!

nieces putting 8yr old's birthday balloons 2 good use...

the 2 rugs r sewn 2gether 2 improve traction... she doesn't seem 2 give a shit about that, tho.

omg wouldja looka this face...

my niece, looking all "boheme" in her black... all she needs is a beret and a page of slam poetry.

*gasp!* no sudden moves, ppl!! u'll scare it away!!!

@dazgale *GAAAAAAAAASP* U LUCKY BIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!!!!!!!!!

@devenlane how bout this?--

@Joedan_dilemma here's my sis n her grrrls, 7 yr old maddy as sailor/hipster chick (imo) n 3 yr old jesa as ballet princess.

omFFFFFgggggg!!!! does any1 remember THIS old relic?!? @joeymcintyre @jordanknight @JonathanRKnight

profile pic i just saw...

my 3 yr old niece showd me this pic she drew n said, "this is your brain." yow. thanks kid.

foggy morn, but all's i can think is... damn. i gotta wash my screens...

o my holy fuck. where did this demented koala bear come from n y is it haunting my ipod??? fade 2 white u lil fuck...