Hey, @walmart? Get bent.

OK, today I look like I'm fifty. So it balances out versus the nine-year-old me the other day.

I seriously look like I'm 9 years old today.

Perfect blue.

Oh COME ON, pizza box company. Fix that shit.

This is a 100% improvement over yesterday and I still have to reshuffle for the books on the floor now and manga.

This fortune cookie is THREATENING ME.

HEY, @THEISB. GET THIS GAME. THANK YOU.

We're still doing these, right? #easyjokes

The cover of MAZING MAN #5, for the record.

Visiting neighbor cat trying to kill me with allergies.

Evil Maria is so ridiculously hot, you guys.

It's @lesvillainettes! Yay!

Well, lo and behold. Maybe I'll catch up on your COMMUNITY show now.

Haircut. Yay. #haircut

Oh, wait, if I go to a COMPLETELY BURIED section of the site, I can see my pix all biglike. Here's my homegirl.

MY favorite thing about the new Saints Row game is the fact I get to upload TINY TINY SCREENSHOTS to the server!

Light force of a rainbow.

No.

Only my second Heroclix. But look at that Guy.