In Texas, even the Chinese place offers chips 'n salsa. (China Palace, #austin)

I offer this Statesman headline as evidence of the growing irrelevancy of the newspaper.

Art Gallery-shaming, Epoch's new approach to bathroom grafitti.

Tweetpocalypse @ Treasure City Thrift

For @fedeghost. Rescued from a yard sale castoff pile. Is he a fox beaver?

The growing collection on the 'lube bar' by my bedside. #sextoys

Three new lubes arrived from @WetTogether: Sensual Strawberry, Beautifully Bare and Silky Supreme. #sextoys

New goodies in the mail from @my_pleasure: Happy Angel, Tybo Europa, and a disposableInnervibe cockring. #sextoys

By request, a photo of the Fairy MiniWand charing via USB port. http://kitoconnell.com/review-fairywand/ #sextoys

A gorgeous ceramic #dildo which @tcdiletti sent me as a gift. Thank you! #sextoys #art

MC Frontalot kicking some ass at the Highball, #Austin. #sxsw #music

My pet @fedeghost's new anklet, a token of ownership. Created by @etesla. #kink #bdsm

My houseguest, @neverdidlikeyou, and I tie our steeds to the hitching post @ Paco's Taco's, #austin

The frumious banderasnatch expresses her displeasure at my #sextoy photoshoot. #sextoys #cats #cattoys

The results of my recent @sextoycom shopping spree. Reviews to come...

The bandersnatch poses on my new @Liberator throe with Honey J in background. #sextoys

Shh, don't wake the sleeping bandersnatch... #cats

I hope that you all had good #Valentine's Days. My gift to my loved ones was to NOT buy them crap like this.

Look for us at Flipside Town Hall today! Tell us about your art, drink hot wassail (bring a cup)! #burningman

Visiting hats... #fb #fashion