48C in Bristol, I don't think so BBC!

You know me too well Amazon. Wet cat food is just what I wanted to buy at 1AM!

Google thinks I'm old

Aaron Withers, former Take me Out contestant, writes on Facebook how he'll talk to the papers for a price

Look where I am

CONFIRMED: Apple did shelf the release of the iPhone 5. $AAPL #Apple #iOS5

It's with regret to inform Twitter that Adrian Chiles book is still available at 50p in ASDA! @TVRav

Make the most of this heat, by Tuesday it will be half as hot

Funniest text I've ever got from O2

Home from work, and this is for dinner

Just got a huge box of chocs for free after buying an 9p pencil sharpener, thanks Viking Direct @HotUKDeals

Sat in Prezzo. Deciding on desert

Do believe it's time for a Jam & Cream Scone #middleclass #fatcat #gettingfatter

Coppers searching for murder weapon in Boston murder

Bournemouth to Heathrow in 75minutes. Heathrow to north London 2 hours

Just seen a man if gold

Another sighting of our resident hedgehog, from the other day

BBC Click reporter shooting down virtual planes with Red Arrows crash scrolling in strap line.

Phone. About. To. Die.

Hedgehog roaming