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Kristen M

@KristenMaynard

I love a lot of things, like champagne, friends, family, decorating, college football.... but I hate most things...especially flash mobs and dry weddings.

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If you want to lose weight this is what a dinner should look like...and that's on a small salad plate! #portionssuck

looking awesome in my summer photo book I'm designing!

Off to a good start. I love how easy Shutterfly is!

Meeting for lunch and of course...

Now, that's what I like to see! Happy fall y'all!

Ha! "King" sleeping soundly. About to snuggle him hup and catch some zzz's myself. Big fun day 2morrow

Dear Pottery Barn Teen teens r whores these days & don't want your felt cupcake doughnut popcorn costumes. That is all.

finally found the perfect arrangement for my velvet chair all I need is the perfect piece of art. #cozy

So not my style but did the best I could w/ what I had forr an attic office space

Early nap time mission accomplished! Dodged all mines, but narrowly. Had one big blow up but nothing fatal ;)

Corn tortilla/jennie o turkey burger/mango salsa/sauteed onions 220 cals (splurge!) 12 g carbs

Caught you Buffy! So not supposed to be on my velvet chair!

Peyton came upstairs by herself and I found her here w/ remote in hand! #lazybum #couchpotato!

Back to brunette. Blondes might have more fun, but brunettes have more sex! :) Might have to trademark that line!

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Gorgeous runner from estate sale courtesy of Pam LOVE it and it fits my house perfectly

Estate sale courtesy of pam =) just need to stain or change the frame

Our awesome photo book just got here, making so many more of these!

Makes me wish I was a business man in need of this...I say man bc as a woman my card holder would be way girlier.

Designed some business cards and got him a gorgeous monorgrammed leather holder just in time for #tailhook

Finally got bathroom rugs (only took 5 months). They're nothing like I planned but I love them! Modern and cozy