Sexy...

@mattske83 Hey Panda. Did you see our president attempting to woo you over to the States permanently?

You can actually see my drunk progression that day. That last check-in, I'm surprised I was even able to work my iPhone

YOU'RE NEXT, DR. LOBSTER.

@jonlabove Eat a dick, Jon. LOOK: Overall I did more laps. Which says what!? I overlapped people and therefore I win.

MARRY ME.

@jonlabove @LifeasLions Your suggestions are always taken into consideration, Jon. <3

@jonlabove Your suggestions are golden to me.

Guys. Should I buy this? Cause I'm tired of verbally asking peeps. Hard to find instructors. Lemme know before I leave.

@ChidoJerry Thanks for the follow, Jerry. I'll try to be interesting.

Those animals talked me into it...

@cycyn @SultryScarlet Oh right. Here's the damage. http://twitpic.com/8ynpj7 http://twitpic.com/8ynpjo http://twitpic.com/8ynpk4

@cycyn @SultryScarlet Oh right. Here's the damage. http://twitpic.com/8ynpj7 http://twitpic.com/8ynpjo

@cycyn @SultryScarlet Oh right. Here's the damage. http://twitpic.com/8ynpj7

@cycyn @SultryScarlet Oh right. Here's the damage.

OWW! OWW! OWW! ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS MAKE DELICIOUS COOKIES! WHY, GOD!? WHY!? #MedicPlease #Baking

@justWayneCamp done goofed! Lmao!

@ChidoJerry Cool. Will try it out tonight. Hopefully.

Checking my phone for messages has been an absolute joy today.

@SeaMonster92 Much appreciated!