This is on my bank statement.

@vincent_gallo Let me know if this puts frills in your panties.

@vincent_gallo Proof.

@bonniegrrl

Mythological my ass.

@jimlafferty Wish I knew who shot my avatar, but friends ask if it's me since it looks strangely like my own photo. (Tho I DO in fact have eyebrows)

This is so amazing, I can't even think of something nearly clever enough to match it.

To @ebertchicago ; nyc apartment breakfast (inspired by Roger Ebert's breakfast plates ) with a touch of dirty.

I want to BE her.

I decorated one of these cookies.. Can you guess which one?

I generally take a shit ton of photos.. I call this one "cacooned baby crawl with creepy foot on the left."

@noelfielding11 I made a gingerbread man for u. Didnt have many materials to work with so ur hair completely clashes with the fur on your green jacket. Orange polkadot pants? hah. I'm the nude girl on your right jumping out of a flower bush.. & there

He's soo cute. I love him.

I like faking falls.. Here's me at a wedding.. I'm so classy.

@Rich_Fulcher Social Interview asked what u might be like in the 1800s.

@Rich_Fulcher Fenga Papit!! --I guess I'll start posting my half-assed photoshopped creations for you on twatpic.. er.. twit pic. Happy Birthday?

I like to fuck up magazine ads. She's so pretty now.

Ball Kickers.

One of the cutest pieces of artwork I've ever come across in Manhattan... It was sooo tiny too.. stuck against the size of a building.

Cookie stix.. Some sort of Asian candy you dip in chocolate goo.. or.. something? If these are some sort of fortunes I might cry.