Yesterday in Hastily-Drawn iPhone Pictures: Derek Jeter sits, speculation grows.

Absolutely impossible for us to use a less-flattering picture of Mel Gibson than we did today.

The defendant on this "Law and Order" looks a lot like Patrick Kane.

A rather chubby youngster at the Cubs-Brewers brought this ridiculous haircut to the party.

Honor his memory, drunkass. Honor Tillman's memory.

Belmont-Sheffield street festival, yeah, this is happening.

Pretty decent day to pretend your foot is a skyscraper.

Hey look, Clint Atkinson found the stage. Who could have seen that coming?

Pretty damn nice night for a big-market matchup.

To this day, the most awkwardly hilarious sign I've ever seen at a sporting event. Last year, Miller Park.

Mark Grace singing the 7th inning stretch. But you know his day is just getting started.

The Arizona Diamondbacks do not have a left-handed pitcher. Not sure how that happens.

Cubs know what we all know: you've got to wake up pretty early in the morning to beat Edwin Jackson.

Hey @TinaSfon why aren't you at your office? Blerg, nerds.

Had same cup as a boy in Grand Rapids. Drank ovaltine out of it. Now, older, and in Ny, it's beer. Circle of life.

Hot dog on a fork with no bun? Must be the weekend.

It's a bit chilly, but all in all, a gorgeous day for baseball.

These dudes are about to beat the crap out of each other. But the propel behind us are more drunk and dangerous.

Tonite on the Red Line: A man counts a giant stack of money in open sight.

Absolutely gorgeous Opening Day weather.