Romania: You came second to this. know your place.

[NEWS] #XFactor judge Tulisa *shocked* by Ofcom Investigation in to Brand Advertising Claims.

#celebritydolls Cher Lloyd

#celebritydolls Little Mix

[NEWS] Record numbers of Trackside Deaths force London Underground to replace ineffectual 'Mind The Gap' warnings.

#PrimarySchoolMemories Slime!!!

#PrimarySchoolMemories The Latest in Cutting Edge Technology.

[PAINTING UPDATE] Huzzah! I think I've finally established a sense of depth. Whaddaya reckon?

[PAINTING PROGRESS REPORT] Been slowly layering colour to give it a sense of depth / perspective. #WorkInProgress

@viewingfigures Fair enough. -_-

Here's what progress I've made on my Painting! ^_^

@pretinama It was like this! ^_^ 37°cin the shade. Peeps waiting on me night & day. Food. Drinks. Bliss.

No, Mister Bond. I expect you to be blinded!!! PEW! PEW!!!

If a picture says 1000 words. This picture simply *is* #Torchwood. Everything about it is so macabrely hilarious.

Such a beautiful sentiment. #ThankYouJesus

So impressed by Twitter's intuitive Follow Recommendations! Unnervingly accurate! They just *get* what I'll like!

Shrewd move by @NewSundayHerald, splashing an obvious Giggs Pic on the front page. If 'CTB' sues, the game is up!

[LOL] Anyone else tried to Google Street View London today? #Royal Wedding

#PeterAndreRacist Well, I'm just speechless...