Wtf is my wedding dress doing on the red carpet?!?! #truestory

You know it wouldn't be so salty if you'd just watch your diet. #unappetizingname #poo

If Edgar Degas was alive today, pretty sure he would've been a regular on To Catch A Predator #wantsomeicetea ?

delicious crap husband gets me cuz he thinks I will like it.so nice but now I think he might b a closet chubby chaser

It says "n-nut party" - because stutterers need love too.

Always....

Is it me or did the Snuggle bear get some work done on that face? Hollywood gets the best of em' #botox

Desperate 4 some Filipino food ANYTHING. I resorted 2 making pastillas.thanks YouTube! Wth. #diet2morrow

Hi, I live in the frozen center of nothing. It smells of defeat and freezer burn. #homesick

Guess who #KimKardashian prays to?

#Yogabbagabba tooth fairy is a straight up crack baby.

These are the bomb diggity. I know. I was pleasantly surprised too.

74 degrees and sunny.

I just made someone a little more fabulous using RuPaul's Dragulator! #RPDR http://bit.ly/DragRules

I just made someone a little more fabulous using RuPaul's Dragulator! #RPDR http://bit.ly/DragRules