The last time I saw something this fat I was on Safari.

Never thought I'd envy a fetus but in this case I do. #MommyTittiesFTW

Had I known @RosarioDawson looked insanely hot as persephone I'd watchedpercy jackson & the lightning thief sooner

So Marquez clearly took more hits but he was some how robbed. Yeah keep crying conspiracy.

Manny Pacquiao's #Nike HyperKO MP Boxing Boot he wore during the #PacMarquez fight http://goo.gl/paXAi

You mean to tell me all it took to get @StacyKeibler nude was to paint her gold? http://goo.gl/fb/eDjmG

Dear @JackBox your sarcasm does not ease the pain of losing.

Oh Hello October. I see Jordan Carver's rack was at #Oktoberfest again http://goo.gl/fb/4mDIa

Nike finally makes a wearable version of Marty McFly's Nike Air Mag from Back to The Future 2 http://goo.gl/tAHMu

I normally don't approve dressing up pets but when it's @Starwars themed it just seems appropriate.

Possibly the greatest @starwars picture ever #Epic

@simonpegg I won't argue that it was a no holds barred adrenaline fueled thrill ride, but there's no way that you could perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork.

Not 2 sound blasphemous but @SaraUnderwood cosplay may soon have fans saying Olivia who http://bit.ly/nEaiT3 #AOTS

Hey @KingJames

How #Lakers fans are feeling right now. #Mavs #NBAPlayoffs

Sorting through old basketball cards & came across this Pau Gasol Rookie Card #Lakers #Hornets #NBAPlayoffs

@starwars #Epic Chewbacca doggy cosplay

Would have loved it if Ray Allen pulled a Reggie Miller after that clutch 3 #Knicks fans would have gone ballistic

@TheNoLookPass Tim Duncan is the Rocky Maivia of the #NBA