I can't escape Benny Hinn even on the plane. #holyghostsithlord

"Grades UP. Drugs DOWN"

@PeterBurnsRadio here is what my show prep looks like.

Petrino had this playing in his Dre Beats when he crashed. ♬ 'Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik' - Outkast ♪

This Sam Cooke is a beast. ♬ 'Touch the Hem of His Garment' - Sam Cooke ♪

@airelav2 @cajunqueen44 don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? Don't you?

I respect your Crawfish Defense and hustle, but trust me when I tell you that you are a huge underdog tonight.

Packers GM Ted Thompson loves Reggie McKenzie hire for Raiders

@blaketime21 @vulture my son's Walter white costume crapped on that one:

@chrissyteigen could you do some damage with this in your pantry?

I know this look. Most husbands know this look.

Steve Francis looks hella old now!

Dexter Belichick lives by a code.

When you get older white men to react like this, you know you just dunked on someone - badly.

You'll notice that my son has drawn a picture of me and his little brother in handcuffs and in jail. He was mad at us.

Not slowing us up at all.

I'm loving what you've done to the backyard, City of Houston Public Works. #residentual #landscaping #dumbasses

Keenan vs Blondie

Marvin McNutt and Jeff Fuller had way too many drops this year & ranked 2 & 3 out of the senior class of WRs

Here is some of the fire damage inside Pete's Fine Meats. They expect to completely re-do interior& open up @ same spot