Nite trip to Idyllwild w @iwantyourtweets who DID NOT murder me- thru the woods and climbing rocks in the dark- thrilling!

I long for these days with them- when the tattoos weren't real, and there were no boobs at all...

Upside down sleeping dog w dry mouth + plus fun new iPad photo editing app= how the f@&k did it get to be almost 2 o'clock?!?

The sign up sheet for a lazy day on the porch is now closed.

Senator is a pancake.

RIP little Daisy, who left us one year ago today...sad.

Fun day w Wheelchair Cat on Nick Swardson's Pretend Time!

I wish my poor dog would just learn to relax already...

Spectacular.

Kickin' it w my sleep mask and a nasty rundown feeling. You know wassup.

My marvelous meringue mushrooms

What on earth will they think of next?

I've waited almost 14 yrs to hear these words...(sob)

Eating Doritos while watching my friend get eye surgery + tv news story @ sustained popularity of cake

REDRUM, REDRUM

Okay, I don't want to be the immature jerk here, but...right?