New Marni sunglasses. Love the case. What do you think of the frames? Yes/no?

Stuck in the library. I look like a mess, but at least my mani is flawless. Can You Keep a Secret? by @GINGERandLIZ

Wait. Whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut?

Please be my friend!

There was a lot of pollen in the room.

There was a lot of pollen in the room.

@songsstuck @winstonbananas I hope you don't mind that I made a Winston macro & intend to use it on ONTD when confronted w/ stupidity

I just made this.

Tom is The Queen

I just saw an ad for this thing on Universal Sports. Wow. Does it come in Carolina Blue?

The little holiday message from Santa via PETA made me laugh. Watch out for hunters!

Oral surgery is fun! I think I look good. I should always have gauze in my mouth.

This is still my favorite thing ever. Second favorite, actually. Panda cam reigns supreme.

Detective Andy is my favorite character on True Blood. "It's DIET COKE with LIME!" Yes, it is.

@parttimesloth I am also sorry this playlist reveals me to be a soppy little idiot.

@parttimesloth I am sorry if my handwriting is illegible.

@parttimesloth I spent about 10 minutes futzing w/ Photobooth to get this right.

& I tried it w/o the lights off, hoping it would help. No. This looks like a My Bloody Valentine cover band album cover. So shoegazey.

Why does Photobooth always make me look like a washed out noseless glowing alien? This is with the lights on.