The problem is having a PC in the first place, Staples...

Come on, this is clever. An ice climber is scaling my .doc! #nerds

3 months later, the couch is finished. Will miss the blow up mattress "couch," though. Check out the cuteness:

Son of a bitch, it looks like I actually graduated. #NYU #doneson

Listening to a shared library at work and a Twilight audio book comes on. #mortifying #twilight

Sounds a tad ridiculous, but is giving up on the illegalization of drugs maybe just more efficient?

I would do book club more often if it always involved great food.

@arunjolly with his people. #gaypride

Apprently AOL is far more gay proud than I ever realized.

My costume for my final in class tonight. Yes, we do lose points for not dressing up.

On the ferry to governor's island where things are super positive.

At Hastings On Hudson for class. This place looks fake.

Yeah, @lilyqsroommate and i made chocolate-covered strawberries. We're domestic like that. #husbandshopping #chocolate #fatties

Let's be honest about what's happening here.

On the @TrueSlant front page. Honored to be in such good company. Check it out.

Best fortune ever. #ilikemoney

"lubricating & penetrating oil"

Seriously, policemen are only on horseback for the women.

Who wants a massive box of free fortune cookie? They're many different glorious colors. You can pick them up today.