We're building a pillow fort.

Happy Birthday, Rob!

Our table has a mystery BUTTON! Do...do we press it? #ofcoursewepressit

Waiter caught me twitpic'ing. Responded "you're fun, you always do that". #stalkingme

Cutting down our tree for Santa.

Seems I'm a violent sleeper who hates pillows. And, yes, I am going to bed at 10pm. Shut up.

What exactly makes this a MEN'S foosball gift? Just wondering.

Are there really enough of us out there that would find this funny?

So this happened. And then it went blue. And then it went black. #notfuckyeahfriday

City of Troy, if your Santa chair is "missing", call me. I might know where it is #ihazthrone

We just had 20lbs of gummi bears delivered to the office. HAPPY MONDAY!

REUNITED w my bag! Thanks, Delta!

I love @joehall.

@blogworld Workin' on it :)

And she hasn't even had a drink yet. #LAtoVegas cc @kimmieoftroy

@shaneketterman we found the wizard in Vegas! #LAtoVegas cc @kimmieoftroy

Stopped in Primm to see the Bonnie & Clyde Death Car Exhibit

Someone's ready for my talk to start... 1:45pm...502A #bwela

Finally, an app I'd use :)

160 BEERS!